The Art of Fake Followership

The Secret to a Happy, Fake Life

Step 1: Find the perfect filter to curate your online presence

Step 2: Useประก keywords to trick the algorithm into thinking you're interesting

Step 3: Post pictures of yourself with a duck face and a Starbucks cup

Step 4: Eng prophets and share their quotes, but never actually read them

Step 5: Make a fake countdown until your next fake milestone

And voilà! You'll have a following that's as fake as your personality